Whats up your New Year's sleeve?

New Years Eve is always something of a pain in the arse... yes it is cliche'd but it is true. With Places like the O2 charging a to be honest; fucking ridiculous SEVENTY FIVE quid to get in and Fabric raping you for Forty notes, for the un-imaginative, un-informed or un-cool the seeing out of another 12 months of shattered dreams and broken promises can be an expensive, alienating and depressing excercise.

So instead of crowding in with the tourists, suburbanites and thise that wear their sunglasses at night into a souless box, listening to David Guetta hand pleasuring himslef becase "he's famous" apparently, just spend 11 quid and buy a ticket for the Electric Minds from HERE.

It's in a brilliant intimate venue, the normal 102EH?, LOOSE and Electric Minds crew will be joinded by young girls on the block Minkioni and Party starters extraordinaire Bad Passion Project.

Get involved...or GTFO

Yo Momma is a Ho Ho HO...

Tonight is the ever dependable Low Life's Christmas bash, along with Music supplied by Myself and Benoit, Bill Brewster, Frank Broughton, Soft Rocks and Nick the Record will be manning the booth.

There is also a record fair and swap shop (got, got, need, need)upstairs for all you vinyl loving gimps.

I am a Vinyl loving gimp so no need to be ashamed

It is on till 2am it is free it will be rammo in the main room, there will be some beards and bevvy of beauties in attendance..

You can also download all the live mixes from Lowlife's Halloween party HERE

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With the lights out it's less dangerous

Is this the most un-Rock n Roll potentially Rock n Roll story ever told?

"Our bassist Tom went up later on in the night to the "VIP" backstage room to find a guy telling him the lights are off there. Tom not being afraid of the dark and slightly amused at the guys comments went into the room to find a boy on his knees "pleasuring" (orally) a lucky female on the sofa. Tom in a slightly shocked and aroused manner says" oh, hi guys, just getting my bass" which was right next to them.. the girl says "we should stop", dude replies "Nah, it's cool" tom grabs bass and says goodbye."

Not meaning to be sexist or owt but DJ/random band guy "pleasuring" the groupie.. what ever happened to eager to please female bandaids, raw meat, piles of blow and the odd bit of mindless destruction. Wonder who asked to turn the light off, and why didn't Tom join in?

Prior to this very middle class act of sexual gratification The Join the Dots Collective (our in house gang of musical lords) or JTDC as they will be known from here on in played their first proper gig on Saturday night at Beat Redemption in Bournmouth's old Fire Station.

Apparently they nearly died as part of a multiple pile up on the journey down, the car itself actually did die in the morning and in another Rock n Roll watershed moment just ripe for a Don Mclean, American Pie dedication, the AA were called out....

In keeping with the automotive theme Duffstep also played a live set, debuting material from his forthcoming album, that is receiving props from amongst others Mary Anne Hobbs and the 102eh gang in the brrm brrrm Engine room.

Lovely pictures and a Live mix can be located below..












collective: noun
/kəˈlek.tɪv/ n [C]
an organization or business which is owned and controlled by the people who work in it

Duffstep rather self indulgently recorded his own set that you can download

HERE